Here is an actual question from a facebook friend:
Question: I have been the exact same weight, down to the oz going on 4 days now! What the hell?
Answer: Here is the process: You lose weight by eating and exercising. Then, the fat that you have lost forms balls in your colon.
We call these colon balls.
They hang around until there are precisely 24 colon balls or a double dirty dozen. Then they spontaneously evaporate together with a large POOF and you release the fat fart.
I swear this is all true.
Question: I have been the exact same weight, down to the oz going on 4 days now! What the hell?
Answer: Here is the process: You lose weight by eating and exercising. Then, the fat that you have lost forms balls in your colon.
We call these colon balls.
They hang around until there are precisely 24 colon balls or a double dirty dozen. Then they spontaneously evaporate together with a large POOF and you release the fat fart.
I swear this is all true.
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